Dear Mom,
Don’t get it twisted, I don’t promote that diva Diplo anymore, I had a big hand in blowing him and his ego up real big and now thats over. I’m never changing my promotional name, but lucky for the rest of middle America and all the other conservatives out there I do have another alias. Shes gonna blow when the time is right. How the hell did a mom hear about me anyways? Time to blow up, hide your children. Remember kids, no one hates the loser. This being said, heres an interesting read in the Village Voice about sober hipsters promoting the nightlife scene. Shout to my gal Justine Motherfucking D.
Peace!
Roxy