Will you go to upgrade your new Blackberry and also witness jews getting blessed. I don’t know what you call this procedure although the Splaymaster did explain in detail over a crowded nightclub last night what it is. Sorry I wasn’t listening daddy, maybe I’ll edit this post once I get a clear understanding. Apparently it makes you rich, I did remember that. Needless to say this is just 1 of the reasons why I live for this city. Multitasking!!! Thats how we jew!!!

Don’t know where this started or why, just since I was a little girl I’ve always had the fascination. Apparently I’m not the only one. Semen the God of Globs just sent me this prize. I’m guessing it was an Easter spectacular. I really wish we went.

I’m impressed. I’m sure he’s wearing them tonight at the Knitting Factory.

Inside

Outside

So I got the itch to make music and quite frankly it was your boy La Crate with the itch to get me in the studio more. So I did a song with Aaron La Crate & Amanda Blank called “Oxy’s Anthem”. I rap and sing about the obvious but it’s funny as hell. I can’t wait to get some more feedback on it. It’s coming out on Milkcrate Records on May 9th and is the Bside to BLOW! I think it comes out on vinyl in early June too!! Check out the intro and album artwork….

http://www.oxycottontail.com/downloads/soundz/lacrates_oxycottontail.mp3

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–THURSDAY APRIL 27TH–
NY Press & SOHO 323 Present…
STUDIO 323
Celebrating RB Umalis Engagement to Mae and Birthday too
Music by: Shawn Ske & Oxy Cottontail
Hosted By: Bugsy, Alex Corporan, Galactic Angel, Bijules NYC, Oxy Cottontail & Friends…
80s, Punk, Rock & House
323 West Broadway
(Btwn Canal & Grand)
NO COVER!!!
Shot of JD + PBR= $6
Shot of Tequila + Tecate = $6 ALL NIGHT!!!

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–FRIDAY APRIL 28TH–
Rane, Serato & The Fader Present…
DJ A-TRAK: SUNGLASSES IS A MUST TOUR
With Special Guests The Rub, GLC & Cuizinier with DJ Orgasmic

Knitting Factory
74 Leonard St
$10/11PM

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Wednesday May 3rd: Live at the Knitting Factory….

Kirby Dominant and Chris Sinister are KIRB AND CHRIS, they’re diggin’ in the crates of New Wave Thuggery and have a thing for white girls. Fresh from the Bay Area, their recent release “Niggaz ‘n’ White Girlz” on Rapitalism Records mixes New Wave 80s beats, sensitive raps and hilarious skits with a sweet interracial humor. Referencing love songs from The Smiths, Talking Heads and Depeche Mode, KIRB AND CHRIS successfully present their message with old and new style.

Hide your daughters, a thugged out interpretation of 80s and New Wave is here….

http://www.myspace.com/kirbandchris
http://www.rapitalism.com/realaudio/KirbChrisSampler.mp3

DJs:
Oxy Cottontail (NYCs Baddest White Girl)
http://www.myspace.com/oxycottontail
&
Thanksgiving Brown (Female Fun Records)

Wednesday May 3rd 2006
Knitting Factory
74 Leonard St
10:30pm
$6
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Thursday May 11th
BUGSYS BIRTHDAY BASH!!!
@ STUDIO 323
Featuring..
AMANDA BLANK (The Lil Edie Beale of Rap/Philly)
With MC Rosemary
& DJ Ultraviolet

DJs: Shawn Ske, Oxy Cottontail & Special Guest DJ Ultraviolet
Spinning Baltimore Club, Freestyle, Rock, 80s and ALL THE DANCEABLES!!!

80s GEAR ONLY!!!

Hosted By: Oxy Cottontail, Bugsy, Alex Corporan, Shawn Ske, Bijules NYC & Galactic Angel

323 West Broadway
Btwn (Canal & Grand)
10pm-4am

DRINK SPECIALS ALL NIGHT!!!
> Tecate + Tequila shot= $6
> PBR + Jack Daniels shot= $6

Catch Amanda Blank in NYC before her European Summer Tour!!

XOXOXOXOX