In case you couldn’t tell by the copious amounts of sweat rolling down your fluffy neck as you drag yourself down the street, SUMMER IS HERE!!! Hooray!! And the best way to cool off after a day like today? On a rooftop, in the cool air with a drink in one hand, a jiggle in your walk, a tune in your ear and a smile on your face. You are in luck because I have just the place! Tonight at Bar 13 it’s the newest edition of Headz Will Roll hosted by the inimitable Ladyfag and Roxy Cottontail plus your guest host for the evening, the Queen Cuntrix, Contessa. And joining Michael Magnan on the 1s and 2s will be DJ Venus X. Plus, come before 12 for 2 for 1 drinks. The fun never stops, you’re welcome. Yes, I’ll say that in advance cause I know you will thank me on Friday. And speaking of this lovely long weekend ahead of us- Monday night at Sway it’s Girl on Girl back this time with Ni** Sky and Ms. Cottontail herself DJing plus the lovely ladies of House of Jackie Brown hosting the affair. Get ready, get excited and get involved. And we’ll see you at the cluuuuub!

xoxo

-The Cottontails

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– Thursday May 27th –

LADYFAG & ROXY COTTONTAIL PRESENT…

HEADZ WILL ROLL

With Very Special Guest

DJ Venus X

And Resident DJ…
MICHAEL MAGNAN

Hosted By…
Roxy Cottontail

Ladyfag

+Contessa

Party Snaps by…
JASON THE BLACK TEENWOLF
((@ www.headzwillrollhere.com))

Weekly Mind Blowing DJs, Dance Party & Rooftop Smoke Out!!

2 for 1 Well Drinks 11PM til 12 AM

BAR 13
(@ University)
11PM-4AM

http://ladyfag.blogspot.com
http://www.roxycottontail.com
http://www.bar13.com

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-Monday May 31st-

Roxy Cottontail Presents…

Girl on Girl

featuring your lovely, luscious DJs…

Ni** Sky

+ Roxy Cottontail

Hosted by…

House of Jackie Brown

+ Pebbles van Peebles

Photos by Texas

Door by Pebbles van Peebles

Sway

305 Spring Street

Btwn Hudson + Greenwich

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xoxo

Spring is in fresh, full swing and we’re throwing down in celebration at Sway, as usual. Tonight Sammy Slice is up from Philly and Fresh Direct will be joining him on the tables with a special liver performance by Zak Downtown. Yet another epic night of hip hop and fun at Sway. Don’t miss it. And Thursday worldwide cottontails will be dominating nightlife across the globe. Roxy will finally be in Hong Kong with soccer star Hidetoshi Nakata, spinning at the Calvin Klein “X” party while Ladyfag and the Headz Will Roll crew hold it down at Bar 13 with super secret guests and Michael Magnan providing the bumpin’ soundtrack. Look out for a craze balls time, as usual. Get involved and come on out and see us. Happy Monday, rabbitos!!

xoxo

-The Cottontails

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-Monday May 24^th-

Roxy Cottontail Presents…

Fresh as Sliced Bread

Featuring…

Sammy Slice

+ Fresh Direct

Plus Zak Downtown LIVE

Hosted by…

Roxy Cottontail

Nunnie

+ PJ

Photos by Texas

Door by Pebbles van Peebles

Sway

305 Spring St

Btwn Hudson & Greenwich

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– Thursday May 27th –

LADYFAG & ROXY COTTONTAIL PRESENT…

HEADZ WILL ROLL

With Very Special Secret Guests

Featuring Music by Resident DJ…
MICHAEL MAGNAN

Hosted By…
Roxy Cottontail & Ladyfag

Party Snaps by…
JASON THE BLACK TEENWOLF
((@ www.headzwillrollhere.com))

Weekly Mind Blowing DJs, Dance Party & Rooftop Smoke Out!!

2 for 1 Well Drinks 11PM til 12 AM

BAR 13
(@ University)
11PM-4AM

http://ladyfag.blogspot.com
http://www.roxycottontail.com
http://www.bar13.com

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-Thursday May 27th-

Roxy Cottontail in HONG KONG

DJing at Calvin Klein’s “X” Line Launch

Hosted by soccer star Hidetoshi Nakata.

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xoxo

Well, kids, if you know anything about me, you know I love Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

Often times gross and all the time weird, Tim and Eric is shear brilliance. From Cinco commercials for the Innernette, Napple, D Pants, and Cigarette Juice, the public access style show is bizarre enough to make the first time viewer uncomfortable enough to either, throw up a mouthful of vomit, get up and leave the room, pee a little or cackle uncontrollably.

If Tim and Eric had their way, you would probably do all of those things at once. Peppered with cameos a plenty (like Jeff Goldblum, Rainn Wilson, Zach Galifianakis

and David Cross, among countless others) and songs and catch phrases like “Petite Feet,” “I’m Never Gonna Wipe My Butt,” “Bub-Bubs,” “Shrimp, and white wine,” “You’ve been bonged,” “For your health” and the ever creepy “Where’s my chippy?”

the show has successfully cemented itself in the pop culture zeitgeist. In a short 3 year run, Tim and Eric have become nerd elite and introduced us to a host of characters recognized by anyone who’s ever turned on adult swim. James Quall, Raz,

David Liebe Hart, Spagett, Richard Dunn

and of course, the ever frizzy hair-ed, ever mumbling, ever misinformed Dr. Steve Brule (played by John C. Reiley).

Last summer when Tim and Eric came to New York and hosted a night of music at Santos, complete with clips of the then yet premiered season cinco, they also joked about an all Brule series.

The deafening cheer that arose was pretty impressive. Especially since Paloma (a fellow TEASGJ fan) and I realized every nerd in the tri-state area was in the room with us. But no one really seemed to think they were serious. Oh man were we wrong. I only found out how wrong we were a month or so ago when walking home up Allen. I saw this giant mural with Steve Brule’s face on it and realized he was in fact getting his own show.

Well, shit. It debuted last Sunday on adult swim and it was glorious. I tweeted many an amazing quote from the episode, which was all about food. It really has set the bar high and I can’t wait to see what else, slurring Steve has in store for us. Here’s the entire first episode, enjoy. And thank you Tim and Eric, and Dr. Brule.

Truly, great job. Don’t forget to tune in to adult swim this Sunday night at 12:30 for Steve’s hard hitting, journalistic look at relationships.

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And remember, I’m a doctor too, you dengus!

xoxo

-Pebbles van Peebles

Oh, the wonders of these two never stop. Happy Friday!

You heard right, kids, Sway on Monday was a glorious, crazy, rage-a-thon. Some epic Art School Girls-inspired moments went down and Melo X rounded out his birthday weekend with a big ol’ bang as only Sway can git it done. Check out these flicks from the lovely King Texas and enjoy! See you this coming Monday for Fresh As Sliced Bread, when Fresh Direct and Zak Downtown help us welcome Sammy Slice to town. Good times, rabbitos, good fucking times.

xoxo

-Pebbles van Peebles

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xoxo