I’m a day late blogging and I definitely ate WAY too much Turkey. We spent a lot of time laughing at this today so I figured I would share. I’m off to London to join up with our girl Roxy for her set at Cargo on Saturday! Stay Tuned for photos!
enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCV2L0c6K0

xoxo

QueenBee/Katie Cottontail

Ok, so not to be a shit slinger but, come the fuck on people. The MTA really blows me hard. Forget this proposed LIRR fare hike. No, I’m talking about the passengers. I know the douchery of the MTA patrons has nothing to do with the MTA itself, but come the fuck on. Have a harsher penalty for being an overracting asshole, at least.

The point is, they need to not have these fucking emergency brakes being pulled all the damn time. Emergency brakes are for ______? Fill in the blank…? That’s right, Gomer, you guessed it- EMERGENCIES. Not minor scuffles or nausea or spilled smoothies or JV tagging or whatever. For a fucking immediate problem you need someone else’s help with. I mean like you’re water broke or you’re being held up or someone wakes you up by sticking their penis in your ear. No, not even the last one. You could probably handle that shit by yourself without stopping the whole train. By the time the conductor gets all the way back to your car there’s no telling what may have gone down by then. You’re better off punching the dude in the nuts and getting the fuck through those “illegal” between car doors.

So, anyway, I’m on the V train the other day at 2nd Avenue on the way to a job in Queens and some little kids, like 11 to 14, get on my same car. Big deal. Kids being loud on the train to seem cool. Woohoo. No one cares. That’s about as commonplace as a career woman in a skirt suit, drop socks and Reebok classics. Blah. The point is that the damn train was empty. There’s literally ten people on my car. The kids start throwing ice cubes, supposedly, at some middle aged Italian man in an ill-fitting v-neck. I’m reading my New Yorker and then BAM. Train lurches to a stop and a crazy ass, scrappy, full throttle screaming match breaks out and I’m stuck for thirty fucking minutes on a stopped train. Turns out the dude pulled the emergency brake. He felt threatened. We were literally 30 seconds from Broadway Lafayette and he had to pull that shit THERE and THEN. Needless to say, I’m late for my job and pissed to high hell. We skip Broadway Lafayette, get to West 4th, the cops come on the train, take the kids off, frisk them, talk to ol’ V-Neck, everyone for our train has to get on an F across the platform cause the emergency stopping fucked the brakes up. And yeah.

I’ve lived here for five years and that shit has only ever happened to me once before, but at least that was cause someone started hemoraging spontaneously. Three weeks after the ice cube incident, it happened again. MTA, I understand you’re trying to do your jobs. I appreciate this. Subway riders, stop acting like imbeciles and deal with your shit. What kind of fuckery is this, people? Honestly.

Bout to go get on the train and go make some pecan pie. Too bad it’ll probably stop unexpectedly.

I’m thankful for people acting correct and not pulling emergency brakes like toolboxes. Holleration.

Gobble gobble, bitches.

Tomorrow will see all you bunnies stuffing your faces with turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce. But don’t get into too much of a food coma, because as usual, the bunnies have a smorgasbord of of nightlife delights lined up for you, here in New York and and all over the globe. The Fat Jew hosts at Imperial with Nani Cream performing live (look out for Fat Jew’s Hasidic break dancers).

On Monday at Sway K-Salaam spins to celebrate the release of the Common Remix Project while DJ Treats opens and Tone catches it all on film. Check out the mixtape sampler here.
http://www.zshare.net/audio/518218809633a817/ 

Meanwhile Ms. Cottontail herself will be in Norway and London. Then - FINALLY - it’s the big Asia tour - heyyy ohh. Look out for Roxzilla to be stomping around in giant stilettos in an Asian metropolis near you.
– Friday November 28th –
Friday Night $pecial Presents…
FAT JEWS BLACK FRIDAY
Featuring…
Resident FN$ DJ….
MELO X
+ Special Guest…
DJ TOMMY MAS (Team Facelift)
Live Performance by….
NANI CREAM

Hosted By…
ROXY + THE COTTONTAILS
TEAM FACELIFT
SOCIALIGHT
SHAMELESS MGMT

Imperial
17 W. 19th St.
(Btwn 5th + 6th Ave)
Doors @ 10pm

40 Ounces for $40
Milkcrate 40 Ounce Table Special

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- Monday December 1st -
Oxy Cottontail + K-Salaam Present..
Common Mixtape Release
Featuring…
K-Salaam
+ DJ Treats
Hosted by…
Roxy Cottontail, Jason Scott, Vane + Baby Rox
Photos by…
Tone
Door by…
Laila Cottontail

Sway
305 Spring St.
Btwn Greenwich + Hudson
10pm
FREE! Fellas, Bring Ladies!!!

–

– Wednesday December 3rd –
The Red Bull Big Tune Nations Finals
@ The Highline Ballroom
w/ Ghostface, The Alchemist & Digable Planets!!
The LiveNDirect Family will be in the house!
$7 donation goes to The Impact Repertory Theatre Co.

RSVP to: http://www.redbullbigtune.com/2

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– Monday December 8th –
Peter Oasis of LiveNDirect Presents:
A Fundraiser For ‘The Groundswell Mural Project’
The EPMD Art Project & a record release show for EPMD (Live on Stage)
w/ U-N-I, Folk & Stress & DJ Prince
Santos
100 Lafayette
Tickets Only $15! http://www.wemakeconcerts.com

–

– ROXY COTTONTAIL - ROXZILLA’S WORLD TOUR!!!
– Friday November 28th, 2008 –
DJ Roxy Cottontail
at Club Cosmo
in OSLO, NORWAY!!!!!

–

– Saturday November 29th –
LONDON
CARGO
83 Rivington Street
London EC2A
Exclusive London Debut of
Theophilus London LIVE
Music Provided by
Orin Walters (Bugs in the Attic)
and
Roxy Cottontail
8PM to 3AM
£12 (£6 before 9PM, £10 in advance)

www.ticketweb.co.uk

…
– Friday December 5th , 2008 –
Inofficial Kraftwerk Aftershow PArty
PIMPIN’ AIN’T EASY
Hosted & With DJ Sets by…
KID FRESH & DJ ENSO
Bringin you…
ROXY COTTONTAIL (NYC)
CLIQ
Doors open 10:30PM

2/F on Hing Bldg.1 on Hing Terrace Central Hong Kong

www.pimpinainteasy.hk

–
– Wednesday December 10th, 2008 –
DJ Roxy Cottontail
at Suzie Wong’s
in BEIJING, CHINA!!!

…
– Thursday December 11th, 2008 –
DJ Roxy Cottontail
at Club Bonbon
in SHANGHAI, CHINA!!!

…

– Friday December 12th, 2008 —
DJ Roxy Cottontail
at Club S2
in HANGZHOU, CHINA!!!

–

– SATURDAY DECEMBER 13TH, 2008 –
DJ ROXY COTTONTAIL IN TOKYO, JAPAN!
Velour
b1 almost blue
6-4-6 minami-aoyama minato-ku Tokyo
telephone, +81 3 5778 4777
website, http://www.velours.jp

–

DECEMBER 15th ROXY COMES HOME!!!

Konnichiwa, bunnies! The big Asia tour is swiftly approaching and the rabbit population worldwide is ecstatic. Stops include Tokyo, Bejing, Shanghai and Hangzhou with more being ironed out as we speak. And right after turkey day it’s off to Oslo and London town. World domination is fun! But don’t start missing Roxy just yet, because the Cottontails have lots of dope parties right here in New York lined up for you this week and next! Imperial with SLICK RICK and the Cottontails, ELECTRIC PUNANNY @ Sway… oh my! Come out and see us, bump your little tails around and be thankful you are partying in the best city in the world. Heyyy ohh.

– Friday November 21st 2008 –
Friday Night Special
The IMPERIAL
17 West 19th Street
btwn 5th and 6th

Special Live Performance by….
The Legendary
SLICK RICK
Music Provided By…
LORD JAMAR (Brand Nubian)
and DJ E-ROCK
10PM till…

Ladies on ROXY’S LIST - FREE ALL NIGHT!!!
Gents $10 till 12AM, $20 after
RSVP for REDUCED LIST: RSVP@oxycottontail.com

…

- Sunday November 23rd -
LAMBSGIVING
Laila’s Going to Morocco!
Featuring DJs…
Brooklyn Dawn
+ Roxy Cottontail

Complimentary Fruit & Cheese!

ELLA
9 Ave. A
(btwn 1st & 2nd St.)
6-10PM

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- MONDAY NOVEMBER 24TH -
MeLo-X, DJ Jasmine Solano and Roxy Cottontail Present….
ELECTRIC PUNNANY PART VII
Electro and Dance VS. Reggae and Dance Hall All NIGHT!!!!
Featuring…
DJ Jasmine Solano
+DJ Melo-X
with special guest
DJ Morse Code

Special live performance by
Young Juggz from
Rockstar Society

Bring the LADIES for Guaranteed Entry!
Hosted by: Roxy Cottontail, Dice, Renaissance Reni & Streeet Cosignor
Photo by Tone
Door by Baby Rox
SWAY
305 Spring St.
btwn Greenwich & Hudson
10PM-4AM
FREE!

…

– in NYC –
– Friday November 28th 2008 –
Friday Night $pecial
The IMPERIAL
17 West 19th Street
btwn 5th and 6th
Hosted by the Cottontails
Special Live Performance by…
Nani Cream

Music Provided by…
Resident DJ Melo X
and Tommy Mas (Team Facelift)
10PM till…

–

– ROXY COTTONTAIL - BUNNY HOP WORLD TOUR!!!

– Friday November 28th, 2008 –
DJ Roxy Cottontail
at Club Cosmo
in OSLO, NORWAY!!!!!
–
– Saturday November 29th –
LONDON
CARGO
83 Rivington Street
London EC2A
Exclusive London Debut of
Theophilus London LIVE
Music Provided by
Orin Walters (Bugs in the Attic)
and
Roxy Cottontail
8PM to 3AM
£12 (£6 before 9PM, £10 in advance)
www.ticketweb.co.uk