Holy shit. Well, on this beautiful Friday afternoon, I sit here indoors, nursing a baby hangover from last night’s partying thinking about the Mad Decent block party tomorrow

and photo shoots and dinners and my date to go see District 9 tonight

and the fact that Reno 911 was just cancelled.

These are all exciting things worth blogging about. Butttt… as I’m going through my emails, specifically the bottom of the Mean Red blast, I see something that changes my mind and makes me feel like a kid again with a one way ticket to Imagination Land. Yes, kids, that’s right. I’m talking about the Camper Bike.

I can’t even really ride a bike that well, I mean I’m proficient, so to speak, but fuck, you couldn’t pay me to ride all around the city. But within the framework of these qualms/misgivings of mine, lies the perfect answer: the Camper Bike. Yes, bunnies, yes. First off, it’s technically on three wheels (something needs to hold the camper bit up), so that solves my incompetence and it’s too huge to ever conceivably drive on the street in New York so I can rest at ease.

This is the bike for me! It’s like a giant tricycle with a bed attached. I really am just going crazy thinking about what the inside must look like. Or what it could be made to look like. Damn, I need one of these, bad. Does it get any better? I think not. Now I’m off to dream about riding my camper bike through South Africa, picking up friendly robot-aliens along the way! Hi ho, Silver!!!

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xoxo
-Pebbles van Peebles

Hey bunnies hey!!! We hope this day is as lovely for all of you as it is for all of us here in New York. The sun is shining, the breeze is blowing and the worldwide cottontails are itching to go out to some killer events. Well, you’re in luck because we have just the right kind of events for you fun time seekers. Monday at Sway Melo X and DJ Schoolboy will be on the tables selecting fresh tunes for you all night. Then it’s the big launch of our new Tuesday at Greenhouse, called Digital Fancy! Our friends at Socialight Entertainment are throwing it with us and Ms. Cottontail, Lawson and Ryan McKnight will be spinning into the wee hours. Then, Rox is off to Ohio to see all you Midwestern cottontails. Thursday, catch her on the wheels of steel in Cleveland at Suite Six. Then, look out Columbus, cause Friday the 21st Ms. Cottontail is coming for you! She’ll be tearing it up at Skully’s with Methodus, DJ Self Help and DJ Ronak. Plus, for all of you bunnies here in New York, Friday night our good friend Bugsy has put together a fantastic event at Citrine called Chuckle for Charity. Go out for some drinks, some laughs and a good cause. Especially since another of our cottontail pals, Sergio Chicon, of Donnell Rawlings’ infamous Mash Up Mondays at Laugh Lounge will be in the house. Then… it’s jet setting time as Roxy makes her way back to the Big Apple to DJ at Hiro on Saturday. Come out and see us cottontails, we’ll be looking for you! So keep enjoying the summertime and we’ll see you at the cluuuub!!
xoxo

-The Cottontails

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-Monday August 17th-
Roxy Cottontail presents…

DJ Melo X
+ DJ Schoolboy

Hosted by Eyeris + Roxy Cottontail

Door by Pebbles Baby Rox

Photos by Tone

Complimentary Malibu Rum 10 - 11PM

Sway
305 Spring St
(btwn Greenwich & Hudson)

Doors @ 10PM

FREE with RSVP to sway@oxycottontail.com
$5 without

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http://www.myspace.com/meloxtra
http://www.myspace.com/swankent
http://www.oxycottontail.com
http://www.myspace.com/eyeris
http://www.twitter.com/pebblesbabyrox
http://www.photobytone.com
http://www.malibu-rum.com/

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-Tuesday August 18th-

Socialight Entertainment & Roxy Cottontail Present…

DIGITAL FANCY
(Launch Party August 18th)
Every Tuesday at Greenhouse

With DF Resident DJs…
Ryan McKnight
Lawson (London/NYC)
& Roxy Cottontail

Hosted by…
Jeremy Asgari
& Roxy Cottontail
and Guest Host Petey The Pig

10-11pm Complimentary Open Bar

GREENHOUSE
150 Varick St.
(@ Vandam)
Doors @ 10PM

RSVP: www.socialightent.com
http://www.greenhouseusa.com
http://www.socialightent.com
http://www.oxycottontail.com
http://www.going.com

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-Friday August 21st-

Columbus, OHIO

Royal Columbus Presents…

ROXY COTTONTAIL
3rd Friday Dance Party

DJ Self Help
DJ Ronak
Methodus

Skully’s
1151 N. High St.

18+

$5 cover

http://www.oxycottontail.com
http://www.djselfhelp.com/
http://www.myspace.com/djronakmusic
http://www.myspace.com/methodus
http://www.skullys.org/
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-Friday August 21st-

Chuckle for A Cause

featuring the comedy of…
Paul Gonclaves
Rachel Robbins
Sergio Chicon
Jessimae
Yannis Poppis
+ Mike Gaffney

Plus…
A Special Performance by the Beatards
and Special Appearance by Danny Magic

$20 Suggested Donation
All Proceeds go to Isss
http://www.isss-la.org

Produced by Bugsy and Jessimae Peluso

Citrine
59 W. 21st St
btwn 5th and 6th Ave

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xoxo

Damn straight! We here at the Cottontail Dynasty were just alerted to the presence of this wonderful piece of press floating around the ol’ intranetz. That’s right bunnies and gents, the one and only Ms. Roxy Cottontail was featured prominently in a pictorial blip on the leading fashion forecasting site WSGN.com about the Parisian party Je Kiffe Mes Cops. Roxy DJ’d the party when she was recently in Paris during her European tour. Peep her pink hair and this bangin video of the Cottonteezy dropping LMFAO’s “I Am Not a Whore” in the city of light. Happy August Afternoon, rabbitos!!!

xoxo

Soo bunnies, just a quick note this glorious, hot and sticky Monday. We here at the Cottontail Dynasty wanted to remind you all about our favorite new Monday night party, Fruity Coco Muffs at Sway!!! It’s tonight and this August edition is hosted by the one and only Ms. Roxy Cottontail and the infamous Contessa with your resident Fruity Coco DJs Kingdom and Telfar. Make sure to RSVP for free entry at fruitycocomuffs@OXYCOTTONTAIL.COM. Otherwise we need $5 from your fine cottontails. It’ll be another classic night so come out come out and see all your favorite bunnies. Plus, if you feel like you need some laughs come on down to the LES to Laugh Lounge for our good friend Donnell Rawlings’ Mash Up Mondays comedy show. As we’ve told you before, it’s gut bustingly funny so come check it out pre-Sway tonight and every Monday. Also, in case you haven’t checked it out yet, peep Roxy’s exclusive blogging (along with her friends and contemporaries Skeet Skeet, Diplo, Enuff, A Trak, Clinton Sparks, DJ Drama and Irie) for Pepsi’s DJ Collective. Some seriously awesome stuff is blogged constantly by all. So go check it out! Annd… in other news… look out for Roxy’s mini-Midwestern tour coming at you live and direct next week! We’ll see you at the cluuuuuub!!!

xoxo

-The Cottontails

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-Monday August 10th-

Oxy Cottontail Presents…

-EVERY Monday-

Bootleg Comedy Presents…

Mash Up Mondays

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Featuring…

Donnell Rawlings aka Ashy Larry

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$10

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Seating at 8PM

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Laugh Lounge

151 Essex (@ Stanton)

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