ANDREW DICE CLAY
I used to watch Andrew Dice Clay with my pops when I was a weeeeeee little Roxy. This may explain my fascination with twisted nursery rhyme, New York City and the Peter Pan syndrom I can’t seem to shake.
“Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her ass.
It woke up the spider
Who lived deep inside her.
He said “Hey, free electric and gas.”
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