fashion shamsion- VMA wackadoodle DOO
So, you probably read some pretty serious/funny/amazing/boring/whatever recaps of VMA fashion yesterday. Yeah. That was yesterday. I knew all you bunnies would be sick and tired of reading all that nonsense yesterday but not todayyy- today there’s so much more to say- not really, but oh well. You’re already reading this so here goes-
Jennifer Lopez looked like a bag lady out of Labyrinth.
The under bit of her dress was pretty sweet but that sleeve/halter/bolero bit was atrocious. Although, oddly enough, I featured the Marc Jacobs for Louis Vuitton dress she wore in my bunny ear blog post earlier in the weekend.
Here’s how it was worn on the runway. Somehow it didn’t look as awful. Maybe it’s the belt, maybe it’s setting. Maybe it’s the bunny ears. I guess we’ll never know.
And then there was poor Shakira who ended up in the same dress as Pink.
If I were Pink I would have just rocked the one tittie out with heart shapped pasty/comedia del arte harlequin outfit. Regardless, someone’s stylist and/or PR gal is gettin the boot this week.
Then of course there was the unequaled, the insane, the outlandish, the meteor that is…
you guessed it!
LIL’ MAMA!! Who did you think I was talking about? Anyway, as we all know, Lil’ Mama is bat shit cray cray and looks like one of those poorly styled tweens Selena Gomez (aka anonymous Disney money maker) compromises in those Sears commercials. Wah wah.
Finally, I couldn’t end this post without a few pics of Lady Ms. Caca
aka Phantom of the Caca
aka Pope Caca the Odoriferous
aka Coconut Shrimp’s Night Out.
That being said, bitch brought Kermit THE Frog to the VMAs. She’s gotta be doing something right, right? That or Jim Henson is moaning in the Swedish Chef voice 6 feet under somewhere.
Bless you.
Kanye. Not Jim. Kanye needs your prayers more than Mr. Henson.
love. always.
-Pebbles
