^{Another day, another Lady Gaga trending topic on Twitter. So in case you live under a rock or hang with the Phelps/Westboro clan, the Grammys were last night and Taylor Swift officially ruined the night.}

^{Kayne was MIA and so could not ruin the night for her, but she did a pretty bang up job of it herself. Not only did she get four Grammys (beat out by Ms. Sasha Fierce with a total of six trophies for the night, a new record for total Grammys won in one night by a lady) stealing a few from the much more, in my opinion, deserving Lady Gaga, but, Taylor managed to break one.}

^{And she strangled a bag of angry cats (aka “sang”) on stage with Stevie Nicks. Oh the yuckiness of it all. Even the magical, Wicca gypsy unicorn that Stevie is couldn’t save Taylor’s performance. I will spare you any links to the audio/moving visual of this train wreck. You’re welcome.}

^{But let’s not dwell on the negative. The positive is Ms. Lady Caca turned out some serious looks grace à Armani Privé. Her first wig was flawless and her sparkling nude body glove gave every ice dancer en route to Vancouver a run for her (or sometimes his) money.}

^{Plus, she got to sing with the Queen Bitch herself, no, not Lil’ Kim- even more OG than her!!! Ms. Lady Sir Elton John. That is RIGHT. Elton’s orb/chandelier earring, disco ball shades and Dirt McGurt grill made for a pretty picture on my television.}

^{Gaga must have thought so too, she kept giving him poker faces across the forest of black mannequin arms sticking out of their double sided piano. That may have been one of the more innuendo laden sentences I’ve written this year. But hey, don’t get discouraged, it’s only February! (Click the pic below for the video of their duet).}

^{Moving right along. I’m almost done, so don’t worry. Something I’ve been meaning to tell all you little pebblitos about: crazy shit. Well, of course it is. That’s why the tab has been sitting there, open at the top of my browser for over a week now. But back to the lecture at hand: You think Lady Ms. Ga-ga-ooh-la-la’s looks were the oyster’s earring last night? Wait till you see them miniaturized and made of glued together poly-blends!!! Just kidding, but seriously, folks. This guy Veik wins my crazy brilliant high functioning mess of the month award. He is a 29 year-old fan boy and master of the miniature from Beijing. He has created and will no doubt continue to create some insane Barbie sized replicas of some of Gaga’s most memorable looks. Here are a few of my favorites.}

Even the McQueen crab claws!!

Not quite sure why she’s wearing a Spongebob shirt in this one, but I guess all the details can’t be perfect, right?

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^{Can’t wait to see what he does with her Grammy looks. Check out the rest of his stuff here and don’t be afraid to peep Veik’s Flickr page- well, maybe be afraid just a little since not only does he dress up the trailer trash of the pose-able fashion doll world, the Bratz, but there are also a few shots of him with his little ladies dangerously close to his nalgas and peen. So beware!!! Happy February, kids!! Enjoy!}

xoxo

-Pebbles van Peebles

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