Jones you are too funny my man
Jones of Caps & Jones had some funny commentary about the Tshirt craze that has swept over the country and even the world. I just had to repost it, I want the Dan the Swede ballsack Tshirt! Let me know when they are in boo.
http://low-bee.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11676
“and before anyone accuses me of hating, just let me say IM HATING. I fuckin hate all this shit.
Dan the Swede is going to sponge paint me an all-over print t-shirt of my balls on the forehead of osama bin laden wearing that versace t shirt and it’s going to be so gnarly you’ll need special 4-D glasses to even begin to comprehend what’s going on and when you do your eyes will gush blood and your boner will rip through your jeans like a football team tearing through a paper banner as they take the field and some guy from hypebeast will take a picture of the shirt and your reaction and try to post it but it will cause their server to melt into a puddle which i’ll then recast into 666 limited edition watches that i’ll sell to nigophiles on ebay and then use the proceeds to buy croooks and castles and run it into the unholy ground from whence it sprung and then with the money left over i’ll buy the 40/40 club and turn it into a pomo h.omo bar with no real patrons just cutouts of S&M dudes from cosmo’s past avatars wearing bapestas and spanking each other with unused skateboard decks confiscated from pharrell’s cottage in palm springs and the lines will be around the block but no one will ever get in and then we’ll see who has the fucking t shirt of the fucking year and it will be me”
