Oh yes he did. And it was pretty mind blowing. How to even capture the night and tell you all about it without seriously feeling bad you couldn’t all have been there? Not sure how to do that, but I’ll try my best.

So, the play by play. First off, I met up with the unparalleled glamazonian warrior (complete with helmet) Ms. Kerin Rose, a life long Iggy fan, and we waltz on over to The Music Hall of Williamsburg. There were tour buses, heaving masses, bright lights, a step and repeat and Juliette Lewis. After commenting to Kerin that I always thought that blond chick with the weave and low voice from Rock of Love Bus looked just like her, we went inside.

Anywhay- we got inside and bumped into a few friends before heading up to the DJ booth where Rox told me all about doing the red carpet in her incredibly cute ensemble (styled by the always taste-full sensation, Paloma Perez). Check out this flick of Rox from NBC New York’s Last Night in NY feature on the event.

And Ms. P with Roxy upstairs in the booth.

The Virgins were rocking out while we sipped cocktails, ate mini egg rolls and dried apricots and all waited with baited breath for Iggy and the Stooges.

On a lap round the upstairs, Kerin and I realized there was an abundance of big hats at the party and we were exhibits one and two. Big hats, big glasses, big fun. Kerin and Spankrock…

Roxy and I getting pumped for Mr. Pop, posing in the meantime…

It was around this time, according to The Daily News, that everyone’s favorite hot, sad, sticky mess, bLohan showed up with a mish mash crew of 30 people. The poor staff at the venue scrambled to try and get them all up into the already packed VIP section that actually humble and cute celebs like Kelly Osbourne had to wait to get in and subsequently had a shit ball view from the floor. Wah wah. Not the first or last time some fuckery like this will follow the ol’ gingerbread box around. Oh well. Here’s Kelly looking adorable with her fiance.

And now, the non-gossip meat and potatoes you’ve been waiting for… Iggy got on stage and blew every mind there. My ears were rigging, my mouth was smiling and my body was gyrating instantly. But not as much as Iggy’s middle school aged-boy with octogenarian skin and no underpants self. He got his classic shakes and lost his shirt almost immediately. Hey, by this point, he knows what the people want. And they ate up every moment of his spitting, screaming and pseudo-stage diving show. At one point, the stage was flooded with about 1 million sweating crazies and one girl who looked like she was channeling Betty Page, the early years. Fake me out Page was giving it to Iggy and he was taking all she had to give. He let her scream some lyrics into the mic at one point and slung his saggy arm over her porcelain shoulders. She was clearly having a night she will remember till the day she dies. I saw her outside after the show and introduced myself. She confirmed how fucking awesome it was and how she had the sads that the moment was over.

(PS- that’s her on the right)

So after Iggy almost fell into the audience, the security ushered everyone else off stage and the Stooges wrapped up what seemed like a tiny set. Mr. Pop poked fun at the too cool for school crowd at the corporate event by saying, “Well, I figure, that’s about it. But I guess that’s fair since no one paid to get in.” A good chuckle was shared by all and then after a good amount of cheering upon the bands exit from the stage, Iggy came back for a planned encore with 2/3 of the Virgins. Watching the young musicians fan out mid-song was a very sincere moment in a night cloaked in cool. They seemed flattered and elated just to be included and the crowd was lucky enough just to see the performance unfold.

Cheesy? Yes. But true? Dead ass. The evening was fun, loud, sweaty and sexy and full of Ray Bans at night- a few of the key ingredients for a truly kick ass, rock moment.  I mean, Mick Rock was there, for fuck’s sake.

All in all, something I will always remember and one of my favorite nights of 2010 so far. Thanks to my sister, my friends and everyone who isn’t too cool to just rock the hell out and have a good ass time. Stage divers, I’m looking at youuuu. Just kidding. But seriously, well played to all involved. Even bLohan. Every kingdom needs a court jester.

(Exhibit A)

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And just for shits and giggles: Other famous faces there: the Mac guy, Justin Theroux, Kate Bosworth and Agnyess Deyn.  And I cut off Chloe Sevigny at one point and got a Nicolette Grant-worthy side eye in exchange.

  then I cut her off…
Wish I could have seen Charlotte Ronson spit cuntrix laser beams at bLohan, but alas, I wasn’t that lucky. Here’s some more flix and even mas of those mentioned above. Enjoy, rabbittos!! I hope you had fun.

xoxo

-Pebbles van Peebles

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xoxo

So before you throw shade on this blog post I’m gonna go ahead and attempt to cover my ass by saying this: in this line of work I am inundated with new music. And, it’s quite often that unless something is played repeatedly out or in my face all the time, sometimes things, tracks, tapes even, albums, slip under the ol’van Peebles radar. But, I do manage to get around to things eventually, mostly thanks to my equal-opportunity-shuffle feature on my iPod. Sure, it plays showtunes and Christmas music sometimes when it’s not really appropriate but sometimes it throws me a bone and plays me lots of loverly tracks that while not brand spanking new have some fucktastic amazingness to offer. This “van Peebles Shuffle” feature will attempt to make right those wrongs, and in some sick way, give a good old fashioned “well done” to my lil iPeezy. So without further ado, the meat in this sandwich starts here.

While walking to my day job the other day, I decided to switch out my regular metal playlist for the mysteries of shuffle. And boy am I glad I did. As you all know, Larry Tee’s Club Badd album was released on Ultra some months ago. My big sis Roxy had her killer track with Larry “Let’s Make Nasty” on the album.

And, claro que si, I know all ze words by this point. Buttttt… sadly to say, some of the other tracks on the album fell on deaf ears. Mine. Yeah, I know. Shameful. But somewhere between silly Perez Hilton talking about his penis,

the infamous Amanda Lepore telling me all about her pussy

and Roxy making nasty,

the remainder of the tracks got lost in the mele. NO longer!

Picture this, me walking to work up Second Avenue at 9AM wearing my stand by Goth Martens and a skirt that was probably a little too short for an office job. I’m feeling fine but not great listening to something, no doubt, fine, but not great, and then all of a sudden BAM. Something comes piping into my little ears that is so sticky and sexy and dirty and bangin that I start walking a little deeper into my hips, my shoulders shift back and forth and all of a sudden I’m GIVING an attitude with my inappropriate work attire and SERVING the construction workers at 13th street like I’m sure they won’t be served again on the 9AM shift, until Ms. Johnny Weir moves to the neighborhood and buys her coffee in bedazzled diapers and an eye mask as an accessory.

But I digress. This mood altering stuff that came in my head was off the Club Badd album. And damn if it wasn’t great. Larry is a genius and a total doll and it is no surprise he would put out a whole album of fun bangers for all of us party rats out there.

It was so intense that it got to the point where I was forced to take out my iPod, navigate away from shuffle, go into my albums and just listen to the whole Club Badd album track to track, back to back. I never do that. I’m too aurally ADD. But for one ambulatory commute Larry cured me of that problem and I got down like I was in one of those old iPod commercials where the shadow people are dancing so hard in their heads. That was me.

And maybe a little of dancing on the outside went down too. But I always keep it classy, you know this, bunnies.
Any way. The point is I love this album and I love Larry and it’s now on heavy rotation in my life. I suggest you add it to your life as well. Check out these links to some youtubes you’ll enjoy and don’t forget, you can purchase the album for your very own on iTunes.

My favorite iPod homage starring my favorite British bastard: here.

Princess Superstar’s contribution: here.

Ms. Cottontail making nassssty: here.

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I love U!!!

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And a tribute to Madamoiselle Deyn: here.

Enjoy your weekend, bunnies. And, you’re welcome in advance. Stay tuned for more gems from my baby iPod to come!!!
xoxo

-Pebbles van Peebles

Celebrate goods times, come on. Seriously, come on, rabbittos! We may have had a dip in temperature but that doesn’t mean we won’t keep it extra caliente for you cottonbums, because we will. And tonight is going to be extra picante for youz guyz. That’s right, not only is it Ms. Roxy Cotontail’s big birzday baptizm at Bar 13, but it’s the return of Headz will Roll, with Ladyfag and Michael Magnan. And let’s say a little bunny told me that there will be a special secret performance by a rocker who spanks. You get it. Turn it out, cause you know this will be a memorable night. You might want to wear your lacey ankle socks and patent mary janes, becuase Roxy will actually be baptized by Ms. Ladyfag. Then Friday, Rox is off to Strong Island to DJ at Crazy Donkey in Farmingdale. Then Monday it’s Melo X’s birthday bash at Sway with the birthday boy and Roofeo on the 1s and 2s plus the entire Ninjasonik crew. And, if you’re one of our over seas cottontail fam, then this one’s for you. May 27th Roxy will be in Hong Kong DJing Calvin Klein’s “X” line launch event hosted by ex (pun intended) Japanese soccer star Hidetoshi Nakata.

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– Thursday May 13th –

LADYFAG & ROXY COTTONTAIL PRESENT…

ROXY COTTONTAIL’S HOT 27TH BIRTHDAY BAPTISM & TAURUS BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION
@ HEADZ WILL ROLL
((And Every Thursday After))

Featuring Music by…
MICHAEL MAGNAN

Hosted By…
Weekly Guest Hosts

Party Snaps by…
JASON THE BLACK TEENWOLF
((@ www.headzwillrollhere.com))

Weekly Mind Blowing DJs, Dance Party & Rooftop Smoke Out!!

2 for 1 Well Drinks 11PM til 12 AM

BAR 13
(@ University)
11PM-4AM

http://ladyfag.blogspot.com
http://www.roxycottontail.com
http://www.bar13.com

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– Friday May 14th –
Ms. Cottontail at performing & DJing at Long Island’s

CRAZY DONKEY

1058 Route 110 Farmingdale, NY 11735

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– Monday May 17^th –

Roxy Cottontail Presents…

Somebody’s Gonna Get Sway’d

Melo X’s Birthday Bashment

Featuring…

DJ Melo X

+ Roofeeo

Hosted by…

Ninjasonik

+ Roxy Cottontail

Photos by Texas

Door by Pebbles van Peebles

Sway

305 Spring Street

btwn Hudson & Greenwich

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xoxo